Obligatory "ignore this space" : https://sacoronavirus.co.za

The very last thing to be done by gene therapists will be that of getting people to stop slipping the wheels. There are a lot of ways of doing this, but we become fond of our particular way.

'You're leaking oil.'

The only problem is, someone took a mallet to my motor. As you all know, we aught to start everything from scratch: it was all done in haste, so now we just need to find someone who can do everything slowly and surely. I'll be willing to put my support behind any candidate; but we know that once he starts calling things rctalgo, we better look elsewhere. We all know if he doesn't use the 'pabx' only where it means 'all blame,' we'll just have to give him a job helping others with dropped calls.

If he starts referring to harmless shapes that only have significance to religious fanatics, the consequence is that he just doesn't have what we have that allows us to look fondly on the days we were happy to sit in our rooms all day.

They say those days come again.

But it would be an abuse to put myself in a 'home' wouldn't it?

So let me break up the fun that the kitchen staff are having, so as to get myself the only thing the English have done good for the world.

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