Does anyone recall the disasters around a type of drug used to reduce labour pains?
You need to know I was one of those. The secret was kept from me, but in researching my mental and physical conditions the conclusion was unarguable.
Don't ask my mother about it. I'm not convinced who my mother is: and the prevarication about there being no maternity test, besides proving that gender equality is an outright lie, is obviously there to prevent us from being able to contravert someone who says 'I am your mother.'
But you eat your birth control. That preceded contraceptions. Don't wave the dirty stick at us.